Between all the money I've spent on my large extended family, and all the banal 'kid time', and my wife's pretentious co-workers.. I find myself wondering (as Ron Livingston did in Office Space) whether there is some way I could 'zone out' and wake up on the 26th with no memory of what happened..
Seriously, who thinks it is a good idea to shove 20-30 dissimilar people in a room and force them to interact? That is something to be survived, not enjoyed.
Fortunately I enjoy my life well enough the rest of the year.
Seriously, who thinks it is a good idea to shove 20-30 dissimilar people in a room and force them to interact? That is something to be survived, not enjoyed.
Fortunately I enjoy my life well enough the rest of the year.

. It's not a utopia as i miss out the pros of having a caring spouse
I already met her, but she turned out to be a

Maybe I should clarify: you will always love your kids, but you will not always like them. Little kids are great, they believe and like most everything... Teenagers are arrogant jagoffs. Sometimes I am very, very, proud of them... But most days I cannot wait for them to move out.
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