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[steve k]

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[steve k]

IDIOT SIGHTING 1:

I went through the McDonald's driveway
window and I gave the cashier a $5 note.
Our total was $4.25, so I also
handed her 25c.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
I said, ‘Yes I
know, but this way you can just give me a dollar coin back.'
She sighed and
went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he
handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but we don’t do that kind of
thing.'
The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change

[steve k]

<h5 ="uistreammessage="" userwrapper"="" -ft="&quot;&quot;:1,&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;"> <div><div id="id_508b99494ed6b9322201152" ="text_exposed_root="" text_exposed"="">A
SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

<div ="text_exposed_show"=""> A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two

groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves
whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group
was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2.. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.</div></div></span></div></span></h5></span></span><label ="ui="" comment_"="" title="Leave a comment"></label></span><abbr title="Saturday, 27 October 2012 at 18:47" -utime="1351325843" ="timestamp="" livetimestamp"=""> </abbr></span></span>

[Jolly-Roger]

Anne fully agrees on the above Steve. But she can't decide what gender an iPad falls into. But does use it as a headache tablet

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[img]uploads/3/funny15.jpg[/img]</span>Copy workshop, the door won't open... I may need assistance.</span></span></span>