The Comedy Forum

[steve k]

thats a gem, love it!!!!

[Jolly-Roger]

Just testing the water with this.
<DIV>Has anybody got any good jokes to tell? If so why not post them here.</DIV>
<DIV>I think we should exclude BLUE jokes since we have both genders as members. Also they seem not to go down well on other forums (Steve told a cracker not so long ago but didn't get a laugh)</DIV>
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<DIV>I'll start.</DIV>
<DIV>A man walks into a pub with a white mouse on his shoulder and the landlord asks if its a special mouse. The customers says yes because it can play the piano and he promptly puts the creature infront of the keyboard and it starts to play Beethovens 5th. The landlord is so impressed he gives the bloke £50 for it and says that it will attract more customers.</DIV>
<DIV>The following day the customer shows up with a 2nd white mouse on his shoulder and the landlord asks what this one does. Well the bloke tells him that itcan sing. He puts itonto of the piano and the 2 mice perform a duet. With that the landlord coughs up another £50 quid and says that double act will make this place the talk of the town.</DIV>
<DIV>On the third day the customer returns and the landlord asks if he has onother performing mouse, but this time the customer is overcome with guilt and confesses that the 2nd mouse can't sing a note and returns the £50. But why asks the landlord. Well says the customer, the first mouse is a ventriloquist.</DIV>

[Jolly-Roger]

Just had a thought. I suppose we could allow a Big Blue joke from Jo. (now waits in anticipation)
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<DIV>Why didn't KLM use the same shades of blue as Aeroclassics?</DIV>
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<DIV>Not funny I know, but it gave me a chuckle.</DIV>

[Aviation Delight]

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<div>Why didn't KLM use the same shades of blue as Aeroclassics?</div>
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Mike this post is now under review. The guidelines you stated no BLUE</font> jokes and this is a BLUE</font> joke.

[Jolly-Roger]

What's BLUE and flies through the air.

Several possible answers to this but Mark tells me it's Jo in the Super Woman outfit she wears on special occasions.Edited by: Jolly-Roger

[Jolly-Roger]

Hey, just noticed that Jo is carrying a large banana in her shorts.

[Jolly-Roger]

This one is on the verge of being blue..
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<DIV>This is KLM doing a lot of f in about. Look closely and you'll spot Jo.</DIV>
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[Jolly-Roger]

Am I the only one who knows a joke?

[Aviation Delight]

Yes I know jokes just have had no time to post anything.

[The Big Blue]

Hey, just noticed that Jo is carrying a large banana in her shorts.

Now THAT is hilarious!!! [img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img] Mike, I noticed that too re: large banana. WTF?!

[steve k]

[img]smileys/smiley1.gif[/img]looks like Jo's got a Boner contention over that sighting!!!


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[Jolly-Roger]

[steve k]

Love it, thats classic!!!!
well done Mike!!!! hilarious to see.

[MAC Admin]

Haha, nice one Mike

[steve k]

<h6 ="uistreammessage"="" -ft="&quot;&quot;:1,&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;"> <div id="id_4fe4040446f285d94871886" ="text_exposed_root="" text_exposed"="">A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,

walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,

"I'd like to buy some cyanide."
...
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I
can't give you cyanide to kill your husband; that's against the law!
I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of
bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you
had a prescription."</span></div></span></h6></span></span></span>