The Comedy Forum

[Jolly-Roger]

Good one Steve.
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<DIV></DIV>I'll have to come up with some more stuff. Seems that only you and I know any jokes. Come on guys something must be funny in your part of the world.

[Jolly-Roger]

[steve k]

Ohh thats a hoot............. still laughing, love it!!!!

[Jolly-Roger]

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

[steve k]

A statue????

[Jolly-Roger]

A statue????

<div></div><div>WRONG. 3 tries and your out.</div>

[Jolly-Roger]

How do you get an African elephant into a fridge?

[steve k]

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[Jolly-Roger]

VG Steve, but I don't have to stay out at all to get that lecture. he he<div></div><div>Oh by the way, a man with a seagull on his head = CLIFF</div>

[Ansettman08]

<div>Why didn't KLM use the same shades of blue as Aeroclassics?</div>

I thought that was hilarious!

Boeing got their 727 mould wrong. Aeroclassics got it right.

[steve k]

<h6 ="uiStreamMessage" -ft="&quot;&quot;:1,&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;"> A
woman and her little boy were walking through a park in New York and
they pass two squirrels having sex. The little boy asks his mom, "Mommy,
mommy, what are they doing?" The lady responded, "They're making a
sandwich." Then they pass two dogs having sex and the little boy again
asks what they were doing. His mother again replied they were making a
sandwich. A couple of days later the little boy walks in on his mother
and father and said "Mommy, Daddy, you must be making a sandwich
because, Mommy has mayonnaise all over her mouth!!!"</span></h6>

[steve k]

<h6 ="uiStreamMessage" -ft="&quot;&quot;:1,&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;">T he
newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the
bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.

He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."

The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."

He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"

The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"

He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"

"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."</span></span></h6>

[steve k]

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[steve k]

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[steve k]

[img]uploads/3/kiwi.jpg[/img]Heres a beauty for my Kiwi mates, cant help but take the pus out of you!!![img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]