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[Jolly-Roger]

<div></div><div><div></div><div>THAT'S SO FUNNY IT's WORTH A REPEAT.</font></div><div> </div><div>OK Kiwis, need a quick response to this I think.</div></div><div></div><div></div>[img]uploads/3/kiwi.jpg[/img]Heres a beauty for my Kiwi mates, cant help but take the pus out of you!!![img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]

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[steve k]

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[steve k]

<h6 ="uiStreamMessage" -ft="&quot;&quot;:1,&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;">E d came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping
wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died
in your sleep, Ed.'

Ed was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to
live for. Send me back!'

St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go
back, and that is as a chicken.'

Ed was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near
his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and
pecking the ground..

A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your
first day here?'

'Not bad,' replied Ed the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling
inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'

'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've
never laid an egg before?'

'Never,' said Ed.

'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no
big deal.'


He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!


He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid
another egg -- his joy was overwhelming..

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back
of his head, and heard.....

"Ed, wake up! You sh*t the bed!"

Getting OLD just ain't what they said it would be!</span></span></h6>

[steve k]

Having a bad day??????? spare a thought for others!!!!!!!!!![img]uploads/3/bad_day.jpg[/img]

[steve k]

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[steve k]

<h6 ="uiStreamMessage" -ft="&quot;&quot;:1,&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;"> A
gay guy walks into the doctors office. He takes off his clothes for
examination. When he takes his clothes off the doctor sees a Nicoderm
patch at the end of his penis. The doctor says... "Hmmm, that's
interesting...Does it work?" The man answers.. "Sure does... I haven't
had a butt in 3 weeks!"</span></h6>

[steve k]

[img]uploads/3/flood.jpg[/img]Gday Boss, we got a bit of a problem down at the yard
Whats up Jim??
Machines wont start, I think the engines are a little flooded??
OK, let them sit for a while, and give me a call back in an hour if they wont start

[steve k]

Ya just gotta love this!!!

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[Jolly-Roger]

Ya just gotta love this!!!

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<div></div><div>Hi Ho Silver, away comes to mind</font></div>

[steve k]

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[Aviation Delight]

This headline on the Aviation Herald made me laugh. Jo-Anne wondered what was so funny, She laughed as well.

Air Canada E190 near Ottawa on Jun 28th 2012, aircraft has a screw loose</span></font>

[steve k]

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[Jolly-Roger]

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<div></div><div>I bet it had this sign on the door. </font></div><div></font></div><div>[img]uploads/17/toilet_sign203.jpg[/img]</div><div></font></div><div>Probable cause; a gas leak due to occupant multi-tasking on a mobile phone.</font></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div>

[steve k]

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[steve k]

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