MAC CHAT:A thread to post anything and everything

[Cedarjet]

He broke a leg playing Darts too, but thats a well kept secret- well until now anyway!!!!

<DIV>Cant tell you anything Steve...lol</DIV>

[steve k]

Well playing darts while blind drunk and standing on a pool table to get a height advantage certainly is not recommended!!! most find floor level quite adequate!!!

The rule book contains nothing about using an unfair high advantage, but Murphys law clearly states,
If something can go wrong, it surely will go wrong!!!

[Polynesian Airlines]

haha, classic mate... im sure everyone here has there stories... not me tho, im a saint.[img]smileys/smiley15.gif[/img]

[Jolly-Roger]

He broke a leg playing Darts too, but thats a well kept secret- well until now anyway!!!!

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<DIV>Is that the type of darts where you first have to put your head in a pencil sharpener to create a point and then get a "Donk" to throw you at a target? </DIV>
<DIV>If the "Donk" doesn't put the effort in then you could end up falling out of the board and breaking your leg on impact with the ground.</DIV>
<DIV>This is a well known sporting accident in the UK and occurs frequently when the Police bundle you intotheir van for safe keeping after a night on the town.</DIV>
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[Jolly-Roger]

Been off work for the past 2 weeks with a broken finger...
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<DIV>Sorry to hear that. Some of those chastity belts can give you a nasty nip if your not careful. I made sure I read the safety instructions first.</DIV>

[steve k]

Sounds like a regular fri-sat night sport here Mike, The old paddy wagon taxi to the sobering centre, and if being ashamed by that is not enough, the ceremonial beating with the saucepan by the wife next day is yet another source of bruising. Usually followed by the mondayitus ring work im sick syndrome!!! as victim is still limping and bruised for days, Dont laugh, its a true story!!!

[Polynesian Airlines]

Sounds like a regular fri-sat night sport here Mike, The old paddy wagon taxi to the sobering centre, and if being ashamed by that is not enough, the ceremonial beating with the saucepan by the wife next day is yet another source of bruising. Usually followed by the mondayitus ring work im sick syndrome!!! as victim is still limping and bruised for days, Dont laugh, its a true story!!!

No wonder why your bloody skinny mate, kept using the the saucepan as a weapon instead of cooking on.

[steve k]

I was always behaved mate, never been arrested, paddy wagoned nothin, court for speeding offences-minor, and ok I have spent some time in jail, a place called mannum, we did the jail airconditioning install so we had lunch in jail, and yes, we were actually locked in. Brand new station it was 2 cells, about 1.5 hrs each way from adelaide, beautiful spot actually.

[Polynesian Airlines]

I was always behaved mate, never been arrested, paddy wagoned nothin, court for speeding offences-minor, and ok I have spent some time in jail, a place called mannum, we did the jail airconditioning install so we had lunch in jail, and yes, we were actually locked in. Brand new station it was 2 cells, about 1.5 hrs each way from adelaide, beautiful spot actually.

I read in an article that that those in prison got better and more meals then those in hospital... some here in NZ even get access to SKY TV for free... I remember when I was in hospital... TV cost me $12 a day.

[alexczarn]

You know why there are more criminals? You get all these freebies in jail, so why not get into trouble and go?!!

[Aviation Delight]

wow what a quiet day here on MAC. I just spent most of the day editing 604 model listings on my web site. Went for a short walk this morning in minus 8 weather to get some meds and post of a parcel to Austria. Then had to do Jo-Anne a favour made a big pot of chili.

mark

[ALITALIA_747]

Morning all. Just got back from a mini adventure which took me down to the surf coast (Bells Beach, Jan Juc) yesterday. The waves were huge, and the women were looking like diamonds!
<DIV>Hope you all are having a great day. </DIV>

[Globemaster]

Morning all. Just got back from a mini adventure which took me down to the surf coast (Bells Beach, Jan Juc) yesterday. The waves were huge, and the women were looking like diamonds!
<div>Hope you all are having a great day. </div>

What women? I don't see no sparking women!!! [img]smileys/smiley19.gif[/img]

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[ALITALIA_747]

Hehehe, they are in the memory bank Sal. I dont think a camera on the beach would go down well.. hehehe.
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[Globemaster]

[img]smileys/smiley4.gif[/img] Yeah I always ask permission first. It works bought half the time!!

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